duplo:

If you’re the sort of gal who likes to call her boyfriend her “boyf,” and who will undoubtedly call her husband her “husb,” what sort of cutesy, vomit inducing name will you call him while the two of you are engaged, a time in which you will need to blog about him more than ever?!?!

Whoa, did I miss something? Congratulations, Jess?

Rumor has it that Vicky from Small Wonder works in my building. That would make my week.

imunchbox75 wants to follow me on twitter. she’s probably an upstanding young lady, right?

before I say it outloud at work.

“Hey, why does our fax machine answer on 4 rings, is it trying to pretend we’re not here?”

On second thought, forget it. That joke sucks.

peterwknox:

American Wins NYC Marathon for the First Time in 27 Years

 MEB!

Is this correct in ANY language?

duplo:

I was walking across campus today in the pouring rain and this guy stopped me. He said, “Hey, I keep seeing you around school and I just have to ask; would you want to go on a date with me some time?”

Ballsy, no??

I said, “Actually, I have a boyfriend,” which is true, but I probably would have said it anyway…

He insisted that I take his number “in case it doesn’t work out” and because, he said, this was the bravest thing he’d ever done, so he had to at least give me his number.

I said fine. He asked for my phone to enter his number and I obliged… what could I do?

When he was done he said, “What is your name?” and I said Jessica and he said, “I’m Trev. Nice to meet you. I hope you call me sometime.”

Just now I was looking through my phone and saw that he had saved his number as “Prince.”

Like I said, ballsy.

Anyhow, thanks for the ego-boost, Prince Trev. Good luck finding your princess… cuz she definitely ain’t me.

 To quote your boyfriend from a previous cuckhold; “He sounds terrible.”

azizisbored:

paulscheer:

CHECK OUT Tonight’s Parks & Recreation. I play Keef Slertner a KaBOOM! project Manager that inspires Leslie to be more active in fixing the pit. Make sure you watch till the very end for something insane and awesome.

Want another reason to watch…I breakdance.

TONIGHT on NBC (Thursday, Oct. 22nd 8:30/7:30c)

 Rashida Jones = Automatic Reblog

shaneblog:

txtsfrmlstnght:

jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

Pretty Pretty Rad.

The Phoenix Sky Harbor airport is the best